Tim Laws

Look at that cast! Three Pythons, one Goon, EL Wisty, a Young One, Frankenstein's monster, the thin white duke, Cheech and Chong AND Mrs Peacock. This is surely a misunderstood classic?! No it isn't. It's shit. I laughed when they introduced Mr Prostitute and that was about it. What a waste

Pretty decent although, fancy getting a nanny just after having a baby because you want to spend all your time building a greenhouse!

It's really the only choice for a rainy Sunday. Random bits: love Ian Malcolm's fogged up side of the windscreen. Nedry's fogged up glasses. The wobbly jelly. JURASSIC TENNIS!

Promises so much and in the end, is just a rehash of the original, the blueprint for all sequels to come. The bride has about 5 mins at the end which is a shame.

Love Cruise in his 80s roles. Not afraid to be a complete arsehole.

Contains the only correct answer to an invitation to play "crazy" golf. Lance and Ashfield are good and they're smoking those good 00s cigarettes (before they put the bad stuff in them). You know they're good ones because they're smoking them in hospital.